she swears like a sailor....

So the Captain has notified the Officers that he is offended by foul language and would appreciate it if we would modify our language when we are in his presence.  I have personally been spoken to twice about my potty mouth.  I think I might be out of control.  Of course swearing has now become a way for us raunchy sailors to band together and stick it to the man in an underground cult-like fashion.  Swearing is officially the new 'it'.  We are now dredging up as many alternatives we can find that aren't strictly swearing but are nothing if not more vulgar than a casual f-bomb.  People are quick to point out when you swear....a bridge conversation today went like this:  'Oh S@*#!  I forgot my hourly position!  Whoopsies!'  'Hey, Watch your language!'  'What?!  There's nothing wrong with Whoopsie!'  Which quickly reduced me to fits of giggles because I didn't even realize I had said a bad word!  My Grandmother always said that there was nothing worse than seeing a swear word in the written form.  Because it meant that you truly had no class.  So, I realize I'm walking a fine line in writing about my little problem with foul language.

Mad On's...

Today was ballast water exchange day.  This is one of my favorite days.  I was on a ship once where we would go and lay out in the water....and then once the pumps were secure we'd hop into the man holes for a quick dip.  The water would feel great but after a few minutes I'd be so tweaked out about the potential sea snakes that I'd get back out and lay on the deck in 6 inches of water.

So, we exchange ballast water to prevent marine organisms from migrating to areas where they can potentially become invasive species.  The best example of this is zebra mussels.  However, there are numerous other examples.  Because we've just left Djibouti to go back into the Persian Gulf we exchange our water.  There are two methods to do this...completely emptying your tanks and then re-filling them.....or letting them overflow to displace all the water that was in the tank.  We usually have to do the overflow method because emptying our tanks completely causes too much stress on our hull (we are rarely completely empty of cargo when we leave Djibouti...so there are some cargo tanks full).

I was particularly happy that today was ballast water exchange day.  I think it brings out the kid in all of us.  Who didn't love water day at school?  Slipin' slide?  If the teacher said bring extra clothes to school the next day you knew something good was going to happen.

So let me digress....

I have a Chief Mate who says 'Megan, you won't survive out here if you don't learn how to get rid of those Mad-Ons!'.  I realize that gender equality is something that we as a society have strived for.  However, there are certain undeniable truths.  First and foremost female brains are quite complicated.  After sailing for a few years I've realized exactly how much more complicated my thought process is compared to my fellow shipmates.  I would like to state for the record that I know men are capable of feeling and processing deep emotion.  However, it does seem like they are a little better at discerning when deep emotion is warranted.  It is also distinctly possible that I am overly dramatic at times.  I've been working on not keeping mad on's.

I also have a Bosun who says 'Megan!  There is NO crying on tankers!'.  I have to agree...nothing is more disgusting then seeing someone cry on the deck of a tanker.  I have a personal crying policy...remind me to elaborate later.

My dear friend told me to make sure that this doesn't turn into a personal journal...there is a point to this long winded ramble I promise....bear with me....

Okay, so since I'm not supposed to keep mad-on's and I can't cry on deck....and since I am a very emotional creature....I require tools to keep myself in check.  It was very fortuitous that today was ballast water day because I got to put on my happy feet (one of my favorite tools)!

Hot pink rubber boots with white polka dots!  Hells-yeah!

 

Marine Debris

I think every sailor agrees that throwing garbage over the side can turn an otherwise ho-hum day into the best day ever.  If you are a true shipmate and you have something 'big' going over the side you notify your friends so they can be present for the splash.  The bigger the splash the better.   Sometimes if I'm feeling like I need some stress control I'll look for something that I can chuck over the side.  Every now and then we have competitions to see who can huck things the farthest.  It is really fun when things catch air and glide.  But, I personally think a big splash is the most satisfying. 

If I'm really in need of stress management I look for things to take a crow bar to.  Like drums.....you gotta poke holes in them before you throw them over....so that they sink better.  That is almost as good as weedwacking the yard.

I'm sure people wonder how we manage our garbage....we basically can throw anything over the side when we are in open sea....except plastic of course.  I'm a plastic nazi after seeing the albatross carcasses on Midway.

I was throwing paper over the side.  I tried to document the splash.  It was really fun.  Definitely the highlight of my day.  This happened yesterday but I didn't finish the blog so they never got posted....they were too good to pass up.

This blog is not intended for the environmentally devout. 

This post is dedicated to my Auntie who things that Marine Debris would be a beautiful name for a girl.  I kinda agree....it definitely rolls off the tongue.  Minus the whole plastic island thing.

Getting in the groove

 I came up to the bridge this morning and there was bad news.  I don't know how it is possible for bad news to generate overnight but it does.  There is usually some kind of nasty-gram in the inbox.  Anyway, I heard the bad news and then was all  'oh, sorry!  Can't talk about this any longer!  I have to go take pictures of the sunrise!'   I took photos all day!  My camera is like a little happy pill.  I had big plans for today's post..... I guess it will have to wait for tomorrow because, well, I spent my whole evening looking at website themes.  My eyes are now bugging out of my head from staring at the computer screen for 2 hours straight.