M.L.I.S.W. 12-18-10

Sailing With A Host Of Nations Filipino AB:  I don't think the new Sri Lanken AB speaks good english.

Me:  Oh?  Why's that?

Filipino AB:  He's hard to understand.

Me:  Is he worse than our Polish AB?

Filipino AB:  Yah!  He asked me if we had calling cards.

Me:  mmmhmmm

Filipino AB:  I said, 'Calling card?  What do you mean a calling card?  What is this word?!'

Me:  uhhh...

Filipino AB:  He wanted to call home.  So I said, 'No, no, no.  You mean a PHONE card!!!'

Me: ooooh...mmmhmmm.

Filipino AB:  I think his english might be worse than mine!!!