M.L.I.S.W :: Scrubbin' Turds

It doesn't matter that my last M.L.I.S.W was about poop does it?  I mean....poop is funny. 

I went into the head the other day and there was poop all over the toilet.  I quickly closed the door and ran up to my own room to use the loo.

I went in the same head again yesterday and there it was. The same smear of poo.

I was so grossed out that I got on my gloves and scrubbed the crusty turds from the side of the bowl.  I mean, apparently Chief Mate Doodies are all encompassing.  (see what I did there?)

...but as I was scrubbing I got thinking...how does one actually poop on the rim of the toilet bowl?  I mean it had been established before that there may be someone onboard with a bum like a cat.

...and then I realized...it kind of looked like someone pooped their pants and then shook the turds out into the bowl.  Don't you agree? 

I should have been pissed that I was scrubbing crusty turds...but I was just having so much fun thinking about someone pooping their pants that I couldn't be too mad!