Nautie Friends, did you guys know that September 19th was International Talk Like A Pirate Day? You know that I'm pulling my soap box out of the closet while typing so that I can begin discussing the seriousness of piracy, right?
My poor father had the misfortune of emailing me a little somethin' somethin' he wrote about allowing pirates to attend church. I tell you one thing, I wouldn't let a pirate anywhere near my cute little old Japanese ladies.
(For the record, what you wrote was great Dad....minus the whole Pirate thing...)