M.L.I.S.W. Squirrels and Whores

My Life Is So Weird!  Last nights bridge conversation ran from no money (due to whoring) all the way to squirrels - in minutes!!!  Here it is: AB:  I gotta stay on for one more month...

ME:  Why?

AB:  I really need the money.

ME:  Spent too much money on those Dominican Chicas, huh?  (read here for a refresher)

AB:  Yeah....I guess....sorta.

ME:  hmmm.....

AB:  Well, I was trying to save enough to pay off those windows I put into my house.

ME:  That's a good plan...I gotta save to pay off some stuff on my house too.

AB:  I really enjoy those windows!

ME:  That's great!

AB:  I really like watching the squirrels....

ME:  (silent pause)

AB:  Sometimes when I'm home they're my only friends....

ME:  (more silence - I mean what can you say to that?!)

AB:  I like to feed 'em an' shit.  Well I try to feed them....

ME:  (more silence)

AB:  You gotta be careful of 'em - cause they could scratch your face an' shit - I mean...they are wild animals after all...

ME:  (at a total loss for words....)