'She'll wait for ya' Clarified....

Nautie Friends! Don't worry!  I don't wait for my shipmates outside whorehouses! 

I got several concerned emails so I figured I should clarify a few things....

a) While aboard the vessel I work very hard to maintain my professionalism.  This isn't always easy because I have a touch of the crazy.  I laugh at inappropriate things, I have a bit of a temper, and I like to get to know my shipmates.  That being said, I feel quite confident that my watchstanders (and fellow officers) know that they can count on me to do my best as well, trust that I will provide reliable information and in general have good judgement.  I work at being fair and firm.

b) I sensor 90% of what occurs aboard my ship.  I do this for several reasons; I think it's important to maintain the anonimity of my shipmates; I think it is best for operational security if I don't divulge too much information; and lastly, most of it is far too crass!  Honestly, I knew at the time that this conversation might be a tad too risque for the blog - but I went for it because I have a sick sense of humor and thought it was funny.

c) I don't really wait for my shipmates outside of whorehouses.  I could probably tell you some crazy stories (I should probably rephrase that as can not could...) but, I will save them for later. 

d) When Travel Buddy and I hit the town we don't go to whorehouses.  I think Travel Buddy is waaaay too smart to suggest that I wait for him while he visits a painted lady.

So there you have it.  I'm respectably unrespectable!

 

On a sidenote....Rhiannon, I have the nicest room I've ever had.  I should probably take pictures of it to show you guys.  My room here is so far out of the norm it's not even funny!  I have a stateroom with a dayroom attached.  When you walk into my room you are in a 'sitting area' which is called a day room.  I have a desk, a lounge area (sofa with chairs) and a chart table (this was built by a previous second mate so He could work in the room).  The bedroom comes off the dayroom.  It's a bedroom - with attached bath.  I have a queen size bed (seriously, most racks on ships are smaller than a twin!) and a dressor.  It's quite luxurious for a Second Mate.  My room here is bigger than the Captains quarters of my last ship!  On most vessels people don't share rooms.  Sometimes, unlicensed will have to share a room but even that is becoming more rare.  I've never heard of a ship where officers had to share.  (I guess a tugboat or sailing vessel would be the exception to that rule.) 

M.L.I.S.W :: She'll Wait For Ya

I may get in trouble for writing this one....but seriously folks, it was too weird not to post!  I often joke about how my life is so weird but, this conversation might take the cake.   I wasn't actually present for this conversation (seriously, I almost wish I was) - it involved Travel Buddy (TB) and AB.  (Actually, you are well acquainted with AB - he was AB1 here, and AB2 here and here - he's even had a few posts that feature just him - like right here.)

As with most M.L.I.S.W conversations this one is crass, politically incorrect and potentially offensive....just sayin'.

It went something like this.....

AB:  Travel Buddy, you ain't got no pussy this trip!

TB:  What?

AB:  You ain't got yourself no pussy this trip!

TB:  What do you mean?

AB:  You ain't been to see no whores?!

TB:  No....

AB:  Well, I guess you got the second mate all the time.....

TB:  What?  What do you mean?

AB:  Well, you're always going ashore with the second mate.

TB:  Ummmm...

AB:  I'm sure Meg would wait for you.

TB:  What?

AB:  If you wanted to go to the whore house while you were ashore....I'm sure Meg would wait outside....

(That is where the conversation as I know it ended....honestly, I have no idea how TB responded to THAT!  Ha.)

I have no idea what to think about this!  I'm not sure if it is a testament to my coolness - I mean, I'm almost flattered that my shipmates think I'll wait at whorehouses while they get laid - or if it a testament to the fact that I need to foster more ladylike behaviour.  (I think the fact that I can't decide what to think....and that I'm willing to entertain the notion that it makes me a great shipmate means I'm completely institutionalized and will never be able to gracefully return to polite society.)

 

(For any new readers....'My Life Is So Weird' is a phrase I coined when I was about fourteen and I was walking through life in a state of permanent mortification....I use the acronym 'M.L.I.S.W' to share bizarre and often times crass annecdotes from sea....hope you're not too offended!)

Feodosia, Ukraine :: No Shore Leave For Me

Feodosia (also known as Theodosia), Ukraine was a pretty quick stop.  I spent most of my time on the bridge while in port prepping for the next leg of our voyage.  I'm not complaining.  It felt good to get some work done.  I always work really well with a deadline - and a port stay has a built in deadline - so it works perfectly for me!  The highlight of the trip for me was getting a bar of dark chocolate when we were leaving port.  (I mentioned in my most recent Nautie Tidbits post that the Pilot gave me the chocolate in celebration of Womans Day.)

On a more academic note - it was an incredibly neat mooring evolution.  We backed into an offshore mooring station using our anchors.  We sent our lines out to four mooring buoys.  Attached to each mooring buoy was a metal thimble, our lines passed through the metal thimble (all three stern lines on one side of the vessel went through the same thimble).  While these lines were being tended the anchors were being adjusted - both of them at the same time.  Tres cool.

We left Theodosia and headed to Russian waters....where we wait....I'm not going to lie....I'm getting a little antsy.  Our next port will be my discharge port.  Woot woot.  (I'll probably talk more about this later....what it feels like to go home....it can be quite strange really....)

Catch ya later Nautie Friends!!!!

 

 

 

Since everyone knows I didn't only take four photos.....enjoy this gallery with more of the same!

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Nautie Tidbits :: Procrastination, Chocolate and Hot Dogs

You know what always amazes me?  The amount of panic I feel when I realize that I'm about to receive travel instructions to depart the vessel.  You'd think after doing almost 90 days aboard I'd be counting down the days and would be expecting it.....and I am.....but then suddenly the Captain gives me an itinerary and it becomes real.....and then I think, 'Damnit Megan!  Why are you such a freakin' procrastinator?!'....and then, I run around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to tie up ten million loose ends....so that my relief doesn't think I'm a douche bag.  It happens every single time. You know what else happens a lot?  I get my travel plans for home and then they fall through.  Sometimes (as in this time) it feels like a relief when there is some sort of delay.  It means that I can regroup and catch my breath and tie up those loose ends! 

You know what the best kind of delay is?  The kind at anchor.  That's the kind I'm experiencing now.  Rushing from port, to port, to port allows zero time for loose end tying.

In a nutshell?  I got lucky.

Here are a few Nautie Tidbits....

  • Apparently International Woman's Day is a really big deal in the Ukraine.  The Women take four days off!  Four Days!  When the Pilot came aboard he asked the Captain, 'How many Womens do you have aboard?'.  The Captain replied, 'Two many!'.  (Get it?  There are two of us...)  Anyways, the Pilot ended up giving me a bar of really nice dark chocolate as a Woman's Day present!  Kinda cool!
  • When the Russian boarding party arrived to clear us for Customs they requested 'American Hot Dogs'.  It blew my mind.  Apparently they love American Weiners.....who knew?!
  • I was able to upload corrections to the electronic chart system with no error messages!  I can't even begin to describe what a success this was and how amazing it feels!  WIN!  I had been sending emails to everyone I could thing of....the supplier, the hydrographic offices, the manufacturers.  You know who finally solved my problem?  An old instructor.  Teachers are the best.
  • I didn't get ashore in the Ukraine - total bummer.  The good news is that Travel Buddy did go ashore....and he came back bearing gifts!  We officially have real beans on the bridge again!  The kind you can grind and use with the french press.  Yum-o!

Those, Nautie Friends are the highlights of my last 3 or 4 days.  I have more to share though!  There are photos on my computer!  (I know, I know, you're tired of hearing about it....)  Pictures soon!

 

Turkish Storm

While we were at the dock in Mersin, Turkey we had some rough weather blow through.  We had been expecting it but were really, really hoping that we'd have finished cargo and would able to get underway before the high winds hit us.  We weren't that lucky.  Just as we were calling for a pilot the port was being shut down. The wind picked up incredibly quickly - it soon became necessary for the ships force to put additional lines on the dock to prevent us from being blown off.  Of course, because the port was closed there were no line handlers and so some crew members went to work on the dock (this is frowned upon by most terminals - in most countries you'd have to request line handlers from the terminal - this terminal was deserted after cargo shut down - there was no one around - highly, highly unusual - but it seems like in Turkey anything goes!) and the rest of us worked on the ship. 

We ended up putting out 5 stern lines (usually there are three), 3 after breast lines (normally there are 2), 3 after spring lines (normally there are 2) and 3 forward spring lines (normally there are 2). 

We continued to monitor the conditions and ensured that all of our lines remained TIGHT.  We were able to maintain our position alongside the dock for about 2 hours - and then one of our lines parted.  As soon as the one line parted we moved off the dock about 4 feet.  It was truly amazing, I've never seen anything like it.  Of course, I've seen the ship move off the dock but, I've never seen a ship come off the dock so quickly!  I've seen lines part too but, I've never seen one line parting alter the position of the vessel.  Once we were so far off the dock it became very clear that if we didn't get more lines out, or tug assistance we were going to start parting the rest of the lines (most likely in very quick sequential order).

We put the main engine online to be ready for immediate maneuvering and we called port control to let them know our situation.  They were able to dispatch a tug immediately.  The tug then pushed us alongside the pier which enabled us to adjust our lines without too much tension on them.  It also allowed us the time necessary to deploy more lines - instead of reacting we were able to act.  I was honestly surprised that port control responded so quickly and that a tug was ready for immediate use.

Once we had re-secured the vessel we were able to dismiss the tug and ride out the weather.

I know that I'm making it sound quite dramatic - so, for the record....it wasn't exactly a life or death situation.  Truly it was more of a 'major hustle' situation.  For me what it boiled down to was an excellent experience!  It seems as if most times we learn the most when things start to go awry.  In fact, it seems like we learn most when things go awry and we make mistakes!  It was great to debrief after the evolution was complete to say, 'what would I do differently next time?'. 

What this evolution really made me remember was the importance of a plan.  When I was in school I learned a phrase - it's called:  The 7 P's.  Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.  I can't tell you how often I refer back to this!  In this particular situation The 7 P's were particularly important - and I should have paid more attention to them.  I was the officer on deck coordinating the line handling effort.  Because of the immediacy of the situation we proceeded to the stern and began sending lines out as quickly as possible.  I didn't take the time to stage the scene which meant that little things weren't readily available as they were needed.  I had 8 ABs on the stern - in a way it was too much help.  There were a lot of fingers in the pie if you know what I mean.  One of my primary responsibilities during mooring evolutions (and this rivaled a mooring evolution although we were already actually moored) is to ensure that my crew is working safely.  Because there were so many lines, moving in so many directions, and so many people working on so many different lines it became very difficult to track everyones progress.  If things had been set up before hand it might have been a little easier to keep track of everyone - and prevent it looking like a total clusterf*#k!   

On a side note, wanna know what really caught my attention?  The storm surge!  Have you ever seen a storm surge?  I had previously seen one in Hilo - we get large storms and occasionally the water levels will rise dramatically at our beaches.....but it is a little hard to see.  Because Mersin had a breakwater (that we were directly adjacent to) you could clearly see the difference in water levels between the harbor and the sea.  It's a crystal clear picture of a storm surge.

As we're now in the Black Sea - and as I'm now trying to wrap my head around navigating to three new ports (that I don't have charts for) - this day in Mersin feels like an incredibly long time ago!  It wasn't....it precisely one week ago!  This day also doesn't feel like a big deal anymore - where as one week ago - when I was in the thick of things - adrenaline was high and it felt like a deal.  Isn't amazing how a little time can change our perspective?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Link Love :: It's about time.

Aloha Nautie Friends! Seriously, it's about time. 

It's about time that I share some link love....and sadly, it's about the time I don't have.  I'm sharing links because I don't have the time I need to write some of the posts that I'd really like to write.  (Sad face.)  I have posts stacking up just waiting to get written....they'll just have to keep.  Because I'm totally, totally swamped.  So swamped that my Dad told me to watch out for alligators!  (Seriously, he really did.)

Please enjoy some link love!  I have tons of starred items in my Google Reader that I've been meaning to pass along for ages....I figured what better time than right now.....re-reading them makes me smile....hope some of them make you smile too!  (You don't have to smile if you don't want to....I know that feeling too!)

 

  • When I was a kid I told my preschool teacher that I had a whole bunch of siblings who lived in Honolulu and that they were Japanese.  I desperately wanted to be Japanese growing up....I even made up a Japanese name for myself....Meiko.  These little Japanese kids made me want to be Japanese all over again!
  • Want some good advice?  Tidbit One, Tidbit Two, Tidbit Three.  You're Welcome.
  • Taking photos of fireflies using time lapse photography?  Oh hells ya.
  • These prints made me totally homesick.  Aloha Aina.  Loves it.
  • Have you heard about Aluminum in Baking Soda?  It's not true.  Thanks Crunchy Betty!
  • My latest discovery:  Brain Pickings.  How to Find Your Purpose and Do What You Love.
  • Wanna lend a sailor a helping hand?  This guy is in need of resupply.
  • Fancy Butter?!  This is a kitchen project I am adding to the list.....the list of things to do in the kitchen when I have one again :)
  • Do you ever look at people wearing 'outdoorsy clothes' and think, 'I bet this goofball has never been camping in his life?!'.  Me too.  Therefore, this is funny.
  • Twelve rules for inner confidence.  Now go own your world.
  • Benjamin Franklin on frugality.  I think I need to re-read this daily!
  • Seriously, right?!  Sometimes I need to give myself a kick in the ass too.....like right now.
  • A nautie button.  'Nuff said.
  • Crunchy Betty again.  This time on Olive Oil.  Who knew?!
  • A photo from the Chica who makes all my danglies.  Gold hoops with coral fronds?  Need.  Would Ben Franklin approve?  Probably not....
  • Can we say:  Beach Fabulous?  The Fighting Eel Spring Collection.  Drool.

 

Okay, that's enough for now.  I think that may in fact be the longest love fest we've ever had!  I told you they had been stacking up!

Again, enjoy (and hopefully I'll get a post up about current goings on soon)!